10 Signs You Should Not Hook Up With Him...

1. He pauses your make-out session to grab a video camera and tripod from his closet so he can 'capture your love'
2. The dude has highlights in his hair...down there (can we say p*rn st*r wannabe?)
3. Hottie on the prowl has singled you out at a party and is flirting mercilessly, but...you're at a family reunion. Is a 2nd cousin really kin?
4. He tells you that since his ex left him for another woman he hasn't been able to 'perform' until you came along and could help cure him
5. On the way to your apartment, he gets teary-eyed and whispers "I've been saving myself for this perfect moment my whole life"
6. You're at a wedding and he's the groom
7. He's a dead-ringer for your ex
8. It took 5 shots of tequila for you to put him in the 'maybe' category
9. He admits that although he is looking for a serious relationship he'd much rather just have a sexual relationship with you
10. He dumped you last week to go back to his ex who wouldn't have him and now he wants to come crawling back to you