Sunday, April 15, 2007

Do You Think Katie-Pie will be up for the Challenge...

Have A Guy Serenade You.
Have A Guy Give You A Condom.
Have A Guy Give You His Underwear/Boxers.
Kiss A Guy With The Same Name As The Groom.
Order A Blow Job Shot From A Bartender (Yell out your order for others to hear).
Drink A Blow Job Shot Between A Guy's Legs.
Do A Body Shot Off A Guy.
Have Someone Tattoo Your Butt With A Funny Saying (Use a pen).
Have A Guy Give You A Picture Of His Girlfriend.
Have 5 Guys Write Their Philosophy On Marriage On Napkins.
Find the oldest guy in the place and ask him for a dance
Get the bartender to laugh at something
Make a cute guy to chip in for the wedding (points for each $ you get)
Yell out loud at the count of three "Why Am I Getting Married!"
Have a bachelor buy you a shot
Kiss a bald man's head
Get a piggyback ride from a stranger
Ask a cute guy for hemmeroid cream
Find a cute guy to perform magic for you (each trick gets a point)
Have a man speak to you in a foreign language
Get a guys cell phone number and call him right away with deep breathing
Go into the bathroom and make a veil out of toilet paper
Find a cute guy and ask him to practice walking down the isle with you
Dance with two guys at once who don't know each other
Down an alcoholic drink with a cute boy
Dance crazy by yourself on the dance floor
Tell a hunk your craziest fantasy
Show a guy your bra
Let a guy have you place makeup on him
Place a balloon or shirt in your tummy and have guys give you money for the baby out of wedlock
Go to a cute man and make fart noises with your armpit in front of him
Place your finger up your nose and get a guys attention
Pretend like you are a dog checking another dog out by sniffing a guys bum
Lightly spank a cute guy saying, "Do you want another?"
Pretend like you are a ballerina and do a little show for a cute guy
Throw a tantrum in the middle of the party and make sure others can hear you
Point down to your bum and tell a boy how much you love your bum.
Go up to a cute man and start an intellectual conversation about the war in Iraq
Go up to a cute guy and pretend like you are an airhead and talk about shopping
Pretend like you are paranoid and ask a cute guy why they want you so bad
Place some makeup on your face sloppy and ask a cute guy if it is on okay
Find a guy to show you his bellybutton
Kiss a guy that has a scar
Do a lap dance for one of your friends
Pretend like you are having an orgasm while sitting next to a cute guy
Find a guy with a bald head and rub it to make a wish
Get a shot and lead all your friends in prayer before drinking it
Find the cheesiest guy in the place and ask him if he is getting lucky
Ask the guy with the largest muscles if you can feel them
Find a cute guy with a tattoo and kiss the tattoo
Have a guy moon the bachelorette party group
Take a picture on the back of a Harley or motorcycle
Take a puff off a cigar
Put the words "Girls Just want to have fun" on the back of a t-shirt and cover each letter with a condom and play Condom Wheel of Fortune" ask a guy for change for the condom machine
Find a virgin (male or female)
Order a blow job shot with whip cream; drink with no hands
Find a guy and ask him if he would like a orgasm and have him order two orgasm shots for you and him
Draw a tattoo on a bouncer or bartender
Hump an inanimate object and sing "It's my bachelorette party and I can hump if I want to" (to the tune of It's My Party and I Can Cry If I Want To"
Get a white t-shirt ahead of time for the bride to be and a fabric marker and have her get 50 phone numbers from guy on the shirt

Are you getting nervous, dahling??? Just kidding...I think...

9 comments:

Linda Montgomery said...

Poor Kate. I was very excited for her until I saw your post tonight.

Michelle said...

Oh my! That makes my mohippa rather tame!! I thought having to walk around a foreign city with condoms stapled to my shirt was bad enough!! Apparently there is a video going around of me singing Oh Canada at the top of my lungs in downtown Goteborg during the lunch hour!!

Tina said...

Oh my.......... the ending of that post sure makes me think........ what oh what is going to happen when it is my turn...... should i hide now?? hehe......just kidding.. you think huh

Alberta said...

Sure glad I opted out for this one...1 in a lifetime is enough for me...April, you were lucky to get away with what you did last summer! Could have been a lot worse!

MelComeau said...

haha, I would love to be her that night actually!! haha, I would love to be able to just make a fool out of myself and have an excuse for it.. lol... I've actually already done some of those things! :0

Anonymous said...

I'm getting nervous and it's not even my wedding! Definitely going to check with you the next time I have to plan a bachelorette party, though! You truly are imaginative! April S

New MrsIngram said...

Sounds like an absolute blast to me ... just like Melanie said, a perfect excuse to act as crazy as you want!

Anonymous said...

WOW that explains so many things to me. I wasnt losing my mind at the opera house when strange girls would just come up and kiss my tattoos or feel my mucsles. or have me moon them or try to get me to dance naked and stuff. See April M. I told you last weekend was crazy....

Just kidding of course...But man that was some pretty funny stuff. I wonder how many geeks Here at Microsoft I could pull some of those stunts on. You know have 2 guys dance with me, or order me a blowJob or.... Hmmm just doesnt work for a guy. But then again, get these guys drunk and ya never know. I've been here 2 nights and been to 2 parties which was all inclusive drink till you drop. I've had more corona's in the past 2 days then I have had beer in the past 6 months. I only had 2 tonight but last night I went for 12.

Later
Uncle H

Jenn said...

Lesley, I think you are great, but thank god you didn't plan my bacholrette party. Good Luck Kathryn.

Jenn