Thursday Thirteen - One Liner's

1. A day without sunshine is like, night.
2. Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
3. Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive
4. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
5. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
6. Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.
7. Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
8. Who stopped payment on my reality check?
9. Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
10. Never mess up an apology with an excuse.
11. If you can't convince them, confuse them.
12. Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
13. I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.