This is for all you Bill Engvall fans out there!

So there I was late last night chatting with an old girlfriend (old as in high school days not old as in age) and she was telling me about their trip to Holland a couple years back and some of the differences/similarities. Apparently everything is carbonated there. She said she bought an iced tea thinking it would of course be bubble free, being iced tea and all. But no, she unscrewed the lid and heard the schhhhh of carbonation. Once again she stated everything there is carbonated. So I said, even tap water? Hmmm....awkward silence....she's like uh, no. Then I realized what I said I MEANT TO SAY BOTTLED WATER!!! I doubt all the lovely people in Holland have CO2 tanks hooked up to their kitchen sinks to bubble their water. All that was missing was Bill Engvall saying "Here's your sign."