As I was searching for some cheesy Christmas jokes I was inspired to do a Thursday Thirteen all about cheesy movie one liners. They're bad. Very Bad.
- "Always bet on black" Wesley Snipes in Passenger 57
- "I feel the need, the need for speed" Tom Cruise in Top Gun
- "I'm the king of the world" Leonardo DiCaprio in Titanic
- "Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?" Jack Nicholson in Batman
- "The dingo took my baby" Meryl Streep in A Cry in the Dark
- "Show me the money" Tom Cruise in Jerry Maguire
- "That's not a knife. THAT'S a knife" Paul Hogan in Crocodile Dundee
- "Nobody puts Baby in a corner" Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing
- "There's no crying in baseball" Tom Hanks in A League of Their Own
- "May the force be with you" Harrison Ford in Star Wars IV
- "I AM the law" Sylvester Stallone in Judge Dredd
- "Houston, we have a problem" Tom Hanks in Apollo 13
- "Excellent" Keanu Reeves in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
2 comments:
No Schwing Mom, I was trying to keep with the ones that I actually hear people say...Aaron always says to bet on black even though he's white. Ha ha.
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